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This is Eric and I am really not very interesting.Saturday, March 28, 2009
Farhana's China Trip Journal Entry 2
Exciting things that happened yesterday:
Secretly went over last eveing to boy's dormitory to celebrate Calvin's birthday.
Okay, not really.
Is Vanessa wants to see Calvin and Timothy, Jinnie wants to see Ze Yu, Carmen (now my Dai Ceh, DA JIE) and me just wanted to drink.
Felt unwell.
Found out the school I was posting to has no doors to its toilet-cubicles. They call washrooms/toilets Water Closet. LOL. WTF? Never saw any Engrish signs. Cuz they no money print signboards. LOL. KIDDING.
Got hit on my taxi-driver again. I am now known as 'Taxi-driver-killer' and 'The girl who just can't stop drinking and smoking', by my PiCC friends.
WAH, by the way, I got flashed at by a girl who let me see her crotch, and I didn't even ask for it. And she's not even a little girl! She's prolly 14. KNN. My virgin eyes burnt.
Exciting things that happened today:
Supposed to be shopping.
But ended up drinking with my Dai Ceh.
Got preached at by ex-boyfriend. Though I said, "Okay", in my heart, I was, "Pfft."
But I was wrong, I'll admit.
I was childish, and irresponsible.
Should not have taken it out on Bobo (Ivan) and Erwin. (...LOL, at least I really thought I was taking it out on them. Dai Ceh and I thought we were just forcefully convincing them to come out and drink with us. Carmen and I cannot live without male company. You know what I mean? I grew up with brothers all the while, and while I can adapt to door-less cubicles, I cannot adapt to testosterone-less environment. Especially since I'm more liable to becoming a lesbian than anyone else, haha!)
Nothing to say in defence of myself.
Kena forced not to smoke by friends.
Will not smoke. Whatever.
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.
Some problems with family, back in Singapore.
I'm lost, confused, irrational, and sorry.
I'm fucked.
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Look how a person at China can blog so many happening things constantly via EMAIL. HAAAA.
ok, im gonna let this blog rot for a while I embark on 14 days camp for the next 3 weeks?
Labels: FARHANA'S CHINA TRIP
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Farhana's China Trip Journal Entry 1
On behalf of Farhana, I shall post up an email sent to me by her to pretend its a blog entry for her school China trip. LOL, because China banned livejournal so she couldn't access her blog. Please watch this space for any updates regarding Farhana's China trip for I'm her official spokesperson.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.
Okay here we go.
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HI CHINA'S A BITCH! I COULDN'T ACCESS LIVEJOURNAL AT ALL, SO MY JOURNAL ENTRIES WILL BE UPDATED VIA E-MAILS.
In chronological order okay:
My friends and family came to send me off, I was jin zui touched, but didn't cry.
Damn touched~ I swear.
Went to check in, sparked off the metal detector. LOL!
The security people came to scan me, then made me lift up my shirt. Then they went "WHOA".
Female security guards (plural, note) says I'm very pretty and sweet-looking. So happy I walked the wrong direction and almost into a wall.
Darryl, my PiCC friend, admitted that he is really homosexual. Then I shouted YAY! in the airport, then all the Chinese men stared at me. Later on, they stared at my chest. Didn't know until Vanessa said, "Oi, the China men looking at your cleavage." Happy that someone said that I've got a cleavage, but unhappy that China men stared at it D:
Sat with Calvin in the plane (two-seater). Ivan and Timothy sat in the row in front of mine and Calvin, Darryl and Joanna sat behind our row. Seperated by an aisle from Calvin was Katherine and a few others.
Offered everyone my Jelly-beans. Played 'Guess the jelly-bean flavor game!'
Kept eating jelly-beans.
Sugar-rush.
Calvin and Ivan and Darryl removed the tube of jelly-beans away from my hands. I SCREAMED "RETURN ME MY JEWWIE BEANS, CHEEBAI."
They didn't. Hid it away.
Very sad, so I sang to myself.
Everyone around me complimented my singing.
But I asked them to go and die, and return me my jelly-beans.
They didn't want to. So I sang Damien Rice's 9 Crimes.
"Leave me out in the waste, this is not what I do."
No more sugar-rush, so I fell asleep singing to myself.
Kena poked awake for awhile. Calvin invited me to sleep on his shoulder. Then I went further asking, "Can I take advantage of you and prop my leg on yours?"
He said "What part of my body have you never taken advantage of?"
I LOL-ed. But he let me KAH my leg on his thigh.
Sleep until damn nice. Then someone whispered, "Your food."
I looked up at the person saying it and muttered, "Jewwie beans?"
"NO, air plane food."
I said I wanted to continue sleeping.
"Give you one jewwie bean if you eat up."
Woke up and eat. I now suspect there's heroin in my jewwie beans.
So I got one jelly bean after I finished. But I slide my arm into the slit between Calvin and my seat, and started feeling around for my tube of jelly beans at Darryl and Joanna's. Ended up plucking Darryl's leg hairs, on purpose.
Found my jelly beans. Then they tricked it back from me. CHEAPSHOT. KNN.
Reached Shanghai.
Breakfast was two bottles of Budweiser.
FUCKING COLD IS CHINA, me no likey.
Smoked the renowned Panda cigarettes with Erwin. Ze Yu smoked Malboro. BUT PANDA CIGARETTES IS 80 RMB = VERY EXPENSIVE, more expensive than Singapore's overly-taxed ones.
Felt quite good about it, because communist Chairman Mao smoked the same brand.
TOO COLD, felt an athsma attack recurring. Used yellow inhaler.
Vomitted in public at the airport.
Erwin, my fellow asthmatic friend, went ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?
I replied by screaming FUUUUCgruuup- vomit vomit.
Ze Yu brought me to the drain, stood behind me, hugged my tummy and squeezed m stomach to his, to make me vomit out everything.
"VOMIT EVERYTHING OUT, DON'T BE AFRAID. IT'S CHINA, JUST VOMIT ANYWHERE. YOU'LL BE BETTER WHEN YOU DO."
Damn drama, so I snickered and vomitted and the same time. Smelled like Budweiser + acid + half-digested food.
Except, I think the food's all just jelly-beans.
Had puke all over my coat and scarf and handphone and inhaler. Erwin, Jian Shun and Ze Yu helped me clean up.
After all is done, we went to a restaurant and met other PiCC classmates.
Erwin asked Calvin to lend me his Fox Jacket.
Which I accidentally vomitted on later on again when no one was seeing.
Reached Shi Jia Zhuang (where I am now).
BOOOOORING.
When the District 42, where my school and my homestay mate is.
Homestay mate is not bad. Very nice girl. But nerdy, I think. But still nice.
Cabbed.
China man. Who says I'm pretty, thank you thank you.
Also said that my mandarin's very good. THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Gave me his number, and asked me to call him.
Made a tentative promise. Will call him if I need a cab soon.
Won't take my money, because he said he's made a new friend in me.
Asked me not to throw away his calling card.
I said okay. Then he complimented that I'm very nice.
Then I just laughed and walked away.
Went to my mate's house. Her name's Jia Hui anyway.
Her grand-father cooked us dinner.
DAMN NICE, no pork somemore.
He could tell I was half-Malay, because he used to be a pilot who'd go to Malaysia.
"The eyes, the eyes."
Then he said my mandarin's good. That makes him the 5th China citizen to say I speak good Mandarin.
Happy, so I helped him wash the dishes.
ALOT OF DISHES.
AFTER DOING THE DISHES, I WENT TO THE PC.
WANTED TO LOG IN INTO LJ, BUT COULDN'T.
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I think it's banned.
Sad hor.
So decided to e-mail you guys.
MY LIFE DAMN HAPPENING RIGHT. SO SCANDALOUS!
YES SCANDALOUS INDEED.
Labels: FARHANA'S CHINA TRIP
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Hello, boring PPP and happening photobooth.
wah, i better blog fast and slp soon, another early day tmr.
anyway, i've been with the new DPA students with their design school discovery since last thursday. i've got nothing to say.
while they're doing their black square work, the mentors were fooling around with pris' mac photobooth at the back of the classroom.
bored ah, that's why.
the result:
and just for laugh.
bye!
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
BORED WITH CAPITAL B.
IM VERY BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, March 15, 2009
FLUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Siao ah, no matter how hectic and busy my life was and how tired and overworked I felt, I wasn't as sick as I am now.
Irony hor, I am currently happily enjoying my idling days with almost nothing to worry about and I could get a freaking cold and sorethroat from no where. Mad ah my body, rested for so many days still can get sick, it's abit ridiculous.
Anyway, I was sleeping yesterday and I had a dream that sparked a major major artistic inspiration. HAHAA. Share with you some other day.
Now my major concern is (which is no major), I need to rest early cos I have piano lesson tmr at 1. Ok, nights people, have a great Sunday!
Btw, its 2.42am now.
does anyone of you know how to tune my blog timing to the precise Singapore time?
Labels: daily musings
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tidbits galore!
It's freaking 11:46 at night and I have very very weird cravings, hence I have with me now, preserved prunes, kaya bun, pocky strawberry and prawn cracker (those squarish kind) bought from the mamashop near my house. Okay, now I can watch my taiwan drama in peace. I'm currently hooked to Ming Zhong Shu Ding Wo Ai Ni, I think it's quite a freaking good drama, some of the scenes are hilarious omg, HAHA. The Hokkien dialogues are also very funny ah. LOLzxzxzx.
I appreciate the hilarity in the hokkien language and the beauty of the coarseness of the language. It's so endearing! OMG. HAHA.
OKAY, BRB I GO WATCH!!!!
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I realised I can't spend my days watching drama shows and begin my unhealthy idling days.Tsk tsk, work Eric, WORK!
Speaking of work, I've cleared my hands off some freelance projects and I'm quite happy that I'm getting my pay. :D:D:D:D
My recent one for Ministry of Foreign Affairs Dinner and Dance.
I made matching invitations and a poster.
Oh yea, and a backdrop for International Furniture Fair Singapore.
The most awesome shizz is I'm going to work for a McDonald's Staff retreat event. Yay for more moolah~
Moolah come to daddy! ^^
Speaking of money, I officially announce that my dad lost his stall and job and is now in a financial turmoil, so if you my friends have any kang-tau/ activities in which I have to pay large amount of money for, please don't come and look for me, Chanks! HAHA. I never knew recession would hit my family so soon. Cheebies.
Fortunately I still have Mum to sustain a stall at Hougang, if not, we really epitomise the effect of recession. Sucks.
I have to start on a money saving action plan. Who is interested to join me? We'll spur each other on to save more money! Come on!
On a completely unrelated note, I realised I have 16 days of 3 different camps almost back to back during the month of April and it sucks because the holidays would be probably burnt from all the camps. I'll die from all the camps ah confirm. shiong leh. I wonder how other ppl can remain so kungho ah, they are like campmen and campwoman.
I shall set myself a target, before the arrival of the busy camp period, I shall complete learning my 3rd piano piece and be fluent with almost all the exam pieces. I MUST WORK HARD AH, THIS SEPTEMBER IS MY EXAM!!!! JIAYOU.
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I will jump abruptly to another topic.
JOLYN'S 18th!!! Okay, must thank Fred and Oliver for the photos. :D:D
Ying looks extremely tall becos she wore platforms, haha.
We went to eat at this Steamboat place at Bugis. Good food, though i laosai-ed the next day.
:(
Yummy hor.
Wai Leng. :D
Zhou with Kiampak face.
I tell you ah, the plates on Mag's hands are full of sinzxz.
Happy and table fiiiilllllled with foooood.
Birthday Girl with dress that somehow matches the giftwrappers.
We so happy.
Happiness splashed across her face because the crab was simply delicious. A picture ying untagged herself. WOSER HAHA.
Long live squinty eyes. :D
LOL ah, Guest Of Honour with prize recipient.
Present!
Wahriew, pose properly pwease.
Better!
Loving Group shot. <3>
The accomplices outside cafe.
Then the surprise!
And we presented Jolyn our second gift, which was a Moleskine with personal illustration stickers and message. HAHA, sh0 schweet right!
Happy girl, :D
HAHA, Miss Can You Don't.
MORE GROUP SHOTS:
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Had a mini cake cutting ceremony, and we gave her the gifts. But she was so easily contented that we all felt guilty for her!!! WE MUST HAVE A PROPER CELEBRATION FOR SUIMIN. TEOHENG~
Even the group shot is abit leng qing. :(
BUT WE STILL LOOK VERY HAPPY AND LOVING AND EXCITED!!! HAHA!
I LOVE YOU SUIMIN!!! <3
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Okay, back to show. :D
Labels: daily musings, day out, events, friends, work, ZPGYs
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
Congrats Zhou!
Hello, back from the whirlwind of activities today!
whirl wind my foot la.
actually, I secretly enjoy such carefree-ness. HAHA.
I woke up damn late this afternoon and decided to watch the slumdog millionare with WX this evening. Quite a worthy watch, since I paid only 6 dollars (weekday student promotion HAHAHA) And now I know the man's face printed on the US one hundred dollar bill is Benjamin Franklin's.
One of the founding fathers of USA!
Great leaders have huge forehead, and I shouldn't be ashamed of mine.
Check Lee Kuan Yew!
Check Lee Kuan Yew!
Check Martin Luther King!
Check Rihanna!
HAHAHA AND CHECK OUR LOVELY TYRA :
work it, mama.
Okay, I realised this entry has absolutely no point, besides trying to defend the whole clan of high-foreheaded people. I MEAN. YOU CAN ENCOMPASS BOTH INTELLIGENCE AND BEAUTY WITH A HIGH FOREHEAD, SO WHY ARE WE ALL SO AFRAID OF SHOWING IT OFF?!?!?!?!
CHECK.
HAHAHAA OMG, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE. LOLOLOLOL. This is taken 3 years ago. HAHHAHAHA, sadly, my forehead didn't shrink.
OMG, as a remedy for your shock after that picture...
This is me 3 years later.
Minimal photoshop I swear (complexion and lighting). Okay, plus a good photographer, ZHOU LOL.
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I will jump abruptly back to my day, oh yes, after movie, I went to Zhou's exhibition with Noise Singapore at FarEast. Her tower is pretty awesome.
FREE PLUG and MENTION, HONOURED NOT!!!
Koped from Zhou's blog.
[Quote]I came home to show my mom and sis the photos and all they could say to me was that melvin_rules's tower is nicer than mine and that I am very stupid to draw so many details, because for big ads, block colours make more impact. Which means, my tower makes no impact. What a supportive family I have.[Unquote]
work it, mama.
Okay, I realised this entry has absolutely no point, besides trying to defend the whole clan of high-foreheaded people. I MEAN. YOU CAN ENCOMPASS BOTH INTELLIGENCE AND BEAUTY WITH A HIGH FOREHEAD, SO WHY ARE WE ALL SO AFRAID OF SHOWING IT OFF?!?!?!?!
CHECK.
HAHAHAA OMG, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE. LOLOLOLOL. This is taken 3 years ago. HAHHAHAHA, sadly, my forehead didn't shrink.
OMG, as a remedy for your shock after that picture...
This is me 3 years later.
Minimal photoshop I swear (complexion and lighting). Okay, plus a good photographer, ZHOU LOL.
Okay, whatever, FRINGE FOR THE WIN. Side swipe, or bangs, or whatever, grow a fricking fringe to save your life. :D
Just don't be too obssessed and look emo.
Just don't be too obssessed and look emo.
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I will jump abruptly back to my day, oh yes, after movie, I went to Zhou's exhibition with Noise Singapore at FarEast. Her tower is pretty awesome.
FREE PLUG and MENTION, HONOURED NOT!!!
Koped from Zhou's blog.
[Quote]I came home to show my mom and sis the photos and all they could say to me was that melvin_rules's tower is nicer than mine and that I am very stupid to draw so many details, because for big ads, block colours make more impact. Which means, my tower makes no impact. What a supportive family I have.[Unquote]
I think details are important lor! Every little detail embodies the artist's spirit and pride for their work, I appreciate it ok! And I think detailed work creates a more fierce(LOL) and exquisite finish to an artwork, though it's impragmatic in modern times, (LOL, zhou lives in the cave ah.) but very little people can be so attentive of meticulous details now. Makes it special what, don't you think?
Not like me ah, impatient and embarrasssingly careless (one who likes to look at the big picture all the fking time, literally), I can't do anything detailed la, it'll take me forever. Soompah.
I feel damn proud for Zhou lah, I wanna have my own exhibition too! HAHA.
They have this cube thingie to display the artworks by people and the organisor happily put the raw name of the image document without asking the artists to rename.
Like, for example, Zhou had this series of fish drawing and it was meant to be spreads of pages to form a illustrated book (for VPres), and it was named "Spread 1.jpg", "spread 2.jpg" etc etc. for easy reference while printing right. The organisors go and put the file name as the works' titles, SO FUNNY OMG.
Like,
This was entitled, SPREAD 6 on the exhibition. LOL. OMG.
HAHA, figure this, everytime before final submission and we're ready to print our work, the frustration and anger always surges and imagine if Zhou typed the below and submitted for exhibition.
VISUALPRESSGOEATSHITANDDIESPREAD1.jpg, or OMFG-EPIC-TO-BE-PRINTED.jpg, IWANTTOKILLLILLE.jpg. (LOL).
I wonder the outcome.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Bye.
Not like me ah, impatient and embarrasssingly careless (one who likes to look at the big picture all the fking time, literally), I can't do anything detailed la, it'll take me forever. Soompah.
I feel damn proud for Zhou lah, I wanna have my own exhibition too! HAHA.
They have this cube thingie to display the artworks by people and the organisor happily put the raw name of the image document without asking the artists to rename.
Like, for example, Zhou had this series of fish drawing and it was meant to be spreads of pages to form a illustrated book (for VPres), and it was named "Spread 1.jpg", "spread 2.jpg" etc etc. for easy reference while printing right. The organisors go and put the file name as the works' titles, SO FUNNY OMG.
Like,
This was entitled, SPREAD 6 on the exhibition. LOL. OMG.
HAHA, figure this, everytime before final submission and we're ready to print our work, the frustration and anger always surges and imagine if Zhou typed the below and submitted for exhibition.
VISUALPRESSGOEATSHITANDDIESPREAD1.jpg, or OMFG-EPIC-TO-BE-PRINTED.jpg, IWANTTOKILLLILLE.jpg. (LOL).
I wonder the outcome.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Bye.
Labels: daily musings, day out, dedications, ZPGYs
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